Hark, hear the bells, sweet silver bells. Sheila, let me handle this. [passes out wreaths] The new law states we can't sing any songs having to do with Jesus or Santa Claus. Hey Cartman. No! Cuz he's just clinging to your sphincter You boys are all playing dreidel. she's a bitch to all the boys and girls. 1 – Early ’50s recording by Cowboy Timmy – Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo 2 – Mr. Garrison The 3rd Grade Teacher – Merry F__king Christmas 3 – Eric Cartman – O Holy Night 4 – Juan Schwartz and the South Park Children’s Choir – Dead Dead Dead 5 – Mr. Mackey The School Counselor – Carol of the Bells [knocks down the Shintoist and dumps gifts on him, and wraps others in lights] This should be great! Okay, Jesus. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics. [they stop by to sing with him]. We can show everyone the true spirit of Christmas. [gives the dreidel to Ike. Good, it looks like they have taken the Christmas trees down. On your knees (On your knees) [Cartman falls on his knees] On Christmas Day, in the morning. Shut up, turds! On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day [the chuckle get louder] The snow is falling, and all is well. The pianist winks at the duo and points at them. Glory to God in the highest and on earth peace, Well it-it's my understanding that you umhm, yu-you have an acute case of fecophilia. You'll know our people always win. Away in the manger, no crib for My bed [hops onto a ham as a family of four looks on happily, leaves his mark,then hops onto his armchair], [In the next scene Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny join him. Are there any other suggestions? Faithful friends who are dear to us You people focus so hard on the things wrong with Christmas that you've forgotten what's so right about it. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. It is the night of our dear Savior's b-b-b-birth "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" • Hey there, Mr. Hinduist, Merry Fuckin' Christmas! Put down that book, the Koran, and hear some holiday wishes [rips the Koran out of the Muslim's hand and dresses him up as a tree] Well. "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (song)" • God cast me down from heaven's door Well, oh boy, that was a super song! Hey there, Mr. Muslim, Merry Fuckin' Christmas! Down through the chimney with lots of toys [The boys cover their mouths. Heeeeeeee Looooooves Yoooooouu! Mr. Hankey hosts a Christmas musical, featuring South Park characters singing twisted renditions of classic Christmas songs and a memorial piece to voice actress Mary Kay Bergman. The official script for "Mr. Hankeys Christmas Classics" was released by South Park Studios. Kyle, I think you'd better get home and get some sleep. It is located here! This album by VA was released in 1999 it consists of 18 tracks. [gets some applause], You know, Jesus, that is a nice song, but I like... this one: Wait! [gets some applause and sings upbeat] And won't fall in the toilet "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" • Pretty song they'll all retire And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout, [walking by] Merry Christmas, movie house! Make the Yuletide gay. [Little Hitler looks at trees, and has visions of marching soldiers. On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day A present from down below, [Timmy dances with some kids] Kyle, is there anything you can do for the Christmas play that isn't related to Jesus? We have to go to the mall and tell Santa Claus what we want for Christmas. And have yourself a merry little Christmas now. There's lots of demon toys to buy. I love you It's Christmastime in Hell!!! Just like that river twistin' through the dusty land. S3 • E5. I'm going to say words and the computer will measure how offended you are by them. But for just one day all is well. Learn, [hushed]] that's why they're lame. Okay, children, let's take our seats. mr. hankey's christmas classics. Don't you see? On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day [Kyle cracks up] Spreading joy with a. Mailman and Kids: Squeeze in 'tween your festive buns. Is it illegal for Jewish people to eat Christmas snow? Just do it yourself! You know, I learned something today. Merry Merry Merry Merry ChristmasMerry Merry Merry Merry Christmas. This is the most God-awful piece of crap I've ever seen!! Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Album has 18 songs sung by Stan, Satan, The Dark Prince. snow.]. We're playing dreidel; you wanna try? 'Fear not, for behold, I bring you tidings of great joy, It is sick and disgusting, and we simply will not have it! [back at the piano] -us all rejoice, amain, Now, I heard that in Japan everyone just lives in sin. Therefore, vicariously he loves you, [has pants pulled down behind a bush] I can make a Mr. Hankey, too! We wish you a Merry Christmas My father said you aren't real. [live Nazi footage is superimposed on the fire. O night, di-vine! What the hell are you doing? I know, but there's, like, three-hundred Jesus Christmas songs and only four fucking Santa ones! -Christ were there Folks'll gather round the fire [Dahmer walks out of a meat store and into the house next door] I told you to shut up! But all of those stories seem kind of... gay 21:58. if there ever was a bitch, I'll try to make it spin. [spins herself] Come on, seriously? No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus; They have different religious beliefs Holy Me, so tender and mild. [Formal Cartman] O night (Ooo-ooo) O come ye to Bethlehem to see-ee Me... All is calm, all is brightRound yon Virgin, Mother and Me. [Kyle pulls the ends of his lips apart and goes cock-eyed] Demons hover around Satan]. Ah... that's-. Screw this, I'm goin home! Watching. The lights are turned way down low, so I have a little dreidel; I made it out of clay. Happy golden days, of yore. Up on the housetop, click click click.Down through the chimney with good old... me. It's really sweet. [Stan stifles his laugh] Gather close together and make it quick! Discover more music, concerts, videos, and pictures with the largest catalogue online at Last.fm. Ho ho ho! I may not have Santa, but I do have Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. My friends won't let me join in any games [two of the damned stand up and dance] To drop them off on Christmas Day Come on, dance! I'm going straight to the mayor about you, Mr Garrison. bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch Ch. screencaps. Even if-. Yeah? https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Hankey%27s_Christmas_Classics/Script?oldid=428085. Drink eggnog and eat some beef, and pass it to the Missus. Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you." 'Cause I looked in my parents' closet last night. It isn't being sensitive to the Jewish community! It fell; I'll try again. And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow It's not fair! But I'm Hebrew One seems to hear words of good cheerFrom everywhere filling the air. What kind of sick weirdo are you? Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" South Park episode: Episode no. Let's sing and dance and bake cookies". Okay, children, I'm really having a hard time with our Christmas play. O come, all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant [sway together] As I turn and look into the sun, the rays burn my eyes. [Cartman strokes Mr. Kitty. Anchorman. Now this is very simple. [The Star of the Nativity appears, then the Three Wise Men] And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latke You know something, Kyle? South Park(my drawing) added by MJfan10009. Image of 3x15 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics for fans of South Park 21289311 [Gerald enters], I have a little dreidel; I made it out of clay. This sucks, dude. Good-bye Mr. Hankey! 12/01/1999. Santa takes off] His smell and his spirit ling-ers on! [slowing] Sleep in heavenly peace. season 3. episode 15. Oh, oh Satan, der tannenbaum, wie treu sind deine Blätter. 21:59. [pops out from behind the bushes] And now, let's hear from the school teacher, Mr. Garrison. Let us all rejoice, amain, [Stan pulls his cap over his face, Kyle flaps his ear flaps] On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day [the boys burst our laughing] Reunited for the holidays, God bless us, everyone! Therefore, vicariously he loves you Okay, kids, get ready to take your places. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo And now, South Park Elementary presents the happy, non-offensive, non-denominational Christmas Play, with music and lyrics by New York minimalist composer, Philip Glass! On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day Well, that was a nice little song, wasn't it? Okay, that does it! Up on the housetop reindeer pause De grünst nicht nur zur Sommerzeit, The whole town's pissed off at each other. [the club claps enthusiastically. Trey Parker, Matt Stone ‎– Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Label: Columbia ‎– 496664 2, American Recordings ‎– 496664 2 [back at the manger, Little Drummer Cartman turns to look at Baby Jesus.] Who wouldn't go? Come on, gang, don't fight. Well, I guess that's about the end of my Christmas album. When I get presents (O-o) Listen to Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics by South Park on Apple Music. Say, that sounds like a swell idea. Careful now, Kenny, those are very, very dangerous. KYLE'S MOOOM IS A - BIIIIII-I-I-ITCH - aahh. she a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch sometimes he's corny [she shows the next drawing]. Here's a game I like to play: On Christ-maas. After he has sex with it, he'll eat up all he can. he loves me and I love y-. With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Isaac Hayes. O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum, The school play is doing a Nativity scene! They pray to several gods and put needles in their skin. Here we are as in olden days, Now, before I melt away [throws himself onto the Mailman's head] On Christmas Day, in the morning. wie treu sind deine Blätter. Free shipping for many products! Oh! Santa, Santa, Santa, that's not a Christmas song, bud. He doesn't care what faith you are. Kyle's mom is here to ruin Christmas! [little Hitler is lifted up to put a star atop the Christmas tree] 'Cause. Over poor Gene Siskel's head; just watch his weenie grow. she's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch! Howdy, folks. [shows the picture], [slowing, takes away the set] Wake his mother and ring the bell. On Christmas Day, I travel 'round the world and say, It's Christmastime in Hell. The official script for "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" was released by South Park Studios. I'm a Jew Jesus was born, and so I get presents. I told you not to call my mom a bitch, Cartman! Watch Random Episode. [holds up a book: "The Night Before Christmas"] And he won't drop off and so you ...shake your ass around We're gonna do somethin' a little bit different tonight. [Present-day Cartman rips into more presents at home] He salutes.] You mean you can see him? [dressed as Santa, dances around the class] Hitler breaks down], String up the lights and light up the tree. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics is episode 15 of season 3 of South Park. I highly recommend this to all South Park fans. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo HOWDY HO! Mayor, we are deeply offended by the Nativity scene in front of the capital office. He loves me. And when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall-, You'll know [high kick. And what- [turns and points at them] You are really reaching right now. Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here. Show More. Hey! Gosh! If that doesn't work, please visit our help page. "Carol of the Bells" • Right now you're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad, m'kay-I mean, you're one screwed-up little kid do you understand? Thank you, Jesus, for being born. [Formal Cartman] The night Sharon hugs and kisses Stan, JFK and Hitler approach the fireplace and embrace]. Oh wait wait wait. So, [Satan sets some cookies on a small table; a demon brings him an armchair] Hey come on guys. Instead of Silent Night I'm singing huhash dogavish But now I'm kinda glad that I fell, Here's a rack to hang the stockings on [...the type of rack with a man stretched out on it], We still have to shop for Genghis Khan [seen], There's Princess Diana holding burning mistletoe Keep spinning: Okay, people, we've got to turn this place around! You should be wearing socks to sleep, Kyle. Okay, people, we clearly need to reach a compromise. I highly recommend this to all South Park fans. Hey there, Mr. They've never read a Christmas story, they don't know what Rudolph is about. That Santa passes over my house every year? Well, I guess if there's just... one thing I have left to say, it would be this: Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics at the best online prices at eBay! …nur zur Sommerzeit, nein, auch im Winter, wenn es schneit. I'd be merry [the damned form circles around two trees. wie treu sind deine Blätter. Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me... Mr. Hankey • Available format and bitrate: MP3/320kbps. But now, for our next song, hold on to your bootstraps, 'cause we're gonna descend down into Hell! [picks it up] This is called a dreidel. And what was in those ships, all three? Clips of Wendy, Sheila, the Mayor, Ms. Crabtree, and Liane follow.] O Holy Night, the stars are brightly shi-ning Dance, damn you!! It just doesn't seem right without him. On, on they send, on without end,Their joyful tone to every home, Hark, hear the bells, sweet silver bells.All seem to say, "Ding-dong, m'kay.". Di-viiine! Kyle's mom is a bitch, Okay, children, does everyone have their leotards on? Listen to all songs in high quality & download Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics songs on Gaana.com Uh, Kyle? she's a stupid bitch! Get him out of here before he hurts anybody! The Virgin Mary and Christ were there [Stan mimics Shelly with exaggerated expression, Kyle stifles a laugh] O Holy Night, the- something, something, dis-- aah. Having imaginary friends is fine, Kyle, but this simply will not do! It aired on November 30, 1999 [The Nativity and Cartman are seen in the background, Formal Cartman vanishes] It has all the songs from the aptly named "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" episode (except the Jesus-Santa duet), plus songs from previous seasons. Oh god, you're not gonna lay that Hanukkah crap on me, are you? It was the first official South Park Christmas episode. When Cartman discovers the Tooth Fairy is paying a premium price for his lost teeth, he and the boys seize the opportunity to make some cash. And so, every December I go to the Middle East and say, [tosses the picture away] O night (O night) And I'll say 'Howdy-ho'. We wish you a Merry Christmas O, how they pound raising their soundO, here and there telling their tale. In front of him...], Christmastime... [one demon flies up and left], It's Christmastime... [one flies up and right], It's Christ-mas-time in Hell!!!! Yeah, it's because the Jews said it couldn't be Christian. They don't hang up their stockings, and that is just absurd. How about you come to school with me tomorrow, so I can at least prove I'm not crazy to my friends. 18 tracks (36:26). You're not gonna ride on Santa's sleigh 'cause you're a Jew, Kyle. [skips onto every open mouth] On December 25th all they do is eat a cake. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. 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